Posts Tagged ‘the onion’

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Amelie Gillette Live Blogging Final L Word

March 6, 2009

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Oh man, BOUND to be way better than the actual show, The Hater columnist Amelie Gillette will be live blogging the final episode of the L Word.

“How many times will Pam Grier say, “Girl!” because she clearly can’t remember her lines? Will Lucy Lawless have handsex with anyone? Elizabeth Berkley: alien or half-alien? Which characters will completely change personalities one last time just for the hell of it? Will the writers just push the pregnant trans-man down the stairs and be done with it because they clearly hate that character so much, or will he actually have a baby? Did all the characters just take turns drowning Jenny, or was this whole season really some crazy screenplay Jenny was writing and she’s not actually dead (the first theory makes more sense for The L Word, which is to say that it makes no sense in the real world)”

These are the questions Gillette hopes to answer, be sure to get over to the A.V. Club to find out what happens.

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The Onion’s Pretty Funny

June 11, 2008

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*Plaintiff Michael Carmichael gives the judges his whole life story, for crying out loud.

Controversial Court Ruling Upholds Homosexual’s Right To Prance Around Demanding Attention And Being A Drama Queen

Flanked by his lawyers, Carmichael thanked his mother, quoted from Gloria Gaynor’s anthem “I Will Survive,” insulted several reporters’ shoes, and called the members of the Connecticut Supreme Court his “bitches.”

The rest of the article here.

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