Posts Tagged ‘natalie’

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Guiding Light’s Otalia…Finally!

April 22, 2009

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How fantabulous was it to watch Olivia admit her love, then to have Natalia run off on Frank and then to have Otalia find each other at the gazebo, where Natalia finally admitted her love to Olivia?! Watching this organic relationship come to fruition was well worth the wait. Natalia’s struggle with her faith, and Olivia’s uncharacteristic selflessness (let’s face it people, Olivia’s always been a self-serving manipulative bitch) proved that love is never predictable. Olivia and Natalia may be now sorting out their feelings, but the rest of us know that we want some happily ever after for Otalia! It’s a shame that Guiding Light stepped up it’s game right before the curtains came tumbling down. Had GL focused on such a natural, realistic love story (NO MATTER THE SEX) rather than gimmicks then the doom of cancellation could’ve been avoided. At least we have a few more months to root for a happy ending for Otalia!!!

P.S. Kudos to having Guiding Light’s in the closet lesbian mayor, Doris, volunteer to officiate at the wedding…as she egged Olivia on to stop it from happening!

–Colossus Matos

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Big Brother 9 All Gay About It

February 26, 2008

Despite my New Year’s resolution to not watch another season of Big Brother, here I am not only watching but blogging about Season 9. However, I am not going to watch the online 24/7 feed like I did-err, uh.. I mean like some loser friend I know did last year. My excuse this time is that Season 9 is totally gay!

First is the fact that I have a femme-on-femme crush on Natalie because she’s really cute, cool and has good style. I’m torn with the age-old lezzie question, “Do I wanna do her or do I just want to be like her?” This quote from the BB website cracks me up: “Natalie is religious and takes her Bible everywhere. She’s still very proud of her figure and loves to enter bikini contests.”So yeah, she’s straight as an arrow but the fact that I have a crush on her makes this part of the “Season 9′s so gay” theory.

There were two homos but one had to mysteriously and suddenly leave for “undisclosed personal reasons”. The remaining homo is a total douchebag who made a horrible so-called joke about a noose to a girl who’s Dad committed suicide. That’s just evil.

There are two really strange women who I already hated but now hate even more because they started a rumor in the house that they are lesbian lovers even though they aren’t. It makes no sense why they would start it and I hope they get kicked off soon.

Finally, housemate James Zinkland has been outed online as having appeared in gay porn! This is juicy because he’s presenting as totally straight. I wouldn’t have suspected it but now that I’m looking at his official BB photo, I’m ashamed I didn’t suspect it sooner.

–Amy Miller

Editor’s note: By popular demand, you can find NSFW pics of James here.

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