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Facebook Thread About Facebook Activism

June 23, 2010

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It started with me statusing this:

Erik Roldan

IF ONLY PEOPLE COULD SUDDENLY CARE ABOUT THE OIL SPILL THE WAY THEY SUDDENLY CARE ABOUT SOCCER!!! GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL

…and then went on to this:

PERSON #1
The oil spill is less entertaining to watch. I doubt people *don’t* care about it, but soccer is a nice distraction from real life. We need those from time to time. How depressing would Facebook be if every post was “OMG BP OIL SPILL! BOYCOTZ!”?

Erik Roldan

Erik Roldan

i know what you mean PERSON #1 but actually, if FB was filled with oil spill boycott news, that would feel really encouraging for me.

PERSON #2

can we get shirtless soccer guys to clean some birds on live tv?

PERSON #3

you overestimate how much most Americans care about the world cup.

PERSON #2

we could call it the “World Fuck Up” and have these guys kick giant hairballs into the gulf! (shirtless)

PERSON #1

It would be kind of irritating to me. Facebook activism is frustrating at best. Doing something in the real world is what would be encouraging for me.

PERSON # 4

I agree with PERSON #1, if all I saw were groups to boycott or bitch I would tune it out. What would you like to see happen in terms of activism or solutions?

Erik Roldan

Erik Roldan

well if the two of you agree, you can go talk about soccer on someone else’s fb wall. thx.

PERSON #5

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/03/03/80-the-idea-of-soccer/

PERSON #1

Erik, I’m just not sure why Facebook should be purely a venting ground for political and social causes. Assuming people doin’t give a crap about what’s going on, because they’re talking about soccer, or baseball, or whatever the cool band is at the moment doesn’t necessarily mean they don’t care. Maybe they’re using better avenues to prove they care…. like donating time and/or money to the clean up effort? At least that’s what I’m doing.

Erik Roldan

Erik Roldan

i think you can correlate someone’s general interests and activities with what they are posting on fb. i’m all for positive energy in the cyber realm but if there is a high volume of updates on soccer, and hardly any when the government realizes it can’t stop the oil from gushing, it worries me. that’s my interest and activity, and i’ll try to remind people to redirect their energy to something worthwhile if i can.

PERSON #1

I think I disagree with that. Personally, I think I’m a very socially conscious person, as are most of my friends. I just don’t think waving the “look what I’m doing” flag on the internet is worth it. I know that my politics tend to be way to the left of a lot of people, so I keep it personal. No need to advertise it on Facebook, because ultimately, the masses don’t care and just scroll past it. It just seems like real life action is way better than Facebook activism.

Erik Roldan

Erik Roldan

well you can disagree all you want PERSON #1, but outness is the bedrock of activisim and if you don’t tell anyone about your efforts, no one can know to join you. that concludes this facebook faceoff about how to best be out about your activism. i reserve the right to have the last word, goodbye.

PERSON #2

I had similar feelings regarding the earthquake in Haiti — how so many rallied behind online fundraising efforts to text and donate money for the cause. I wouldn’t necessarily say that spending capital to fix systemic problems is the best route either. I am, however, so happy that feminists taught me there are many routes to change and progress … See Moreand none are more ‘right’ or ‘better’. Let’s donate what money or time we can, and post on facebook, and clean birds, and stop buying gas at BP, and teach each other about histories and experiences, and rally in the streets, and be out and support each other.

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Funny Thing About Dancing Alone To Pony

June 14, 2010

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…is that none of them are sexy?!!? Something about the narcisism/dorky combo make these vids wholly un-erotic. AND that’s saying a lot, since I can find sex on a door handle. This does not, however, detract from how fascinating the lil’ TUMBLR’s concept is. It’s like 3 time warps in one, where the early days of video blogging meet the retro dance party and clash with pre-xtube porn subsitutes. All capped off by uninteresting hip-thrusts. THANK YOU WORLD AT MY FINGERTIPS!!

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Fierce Arizona Protestor get the word “Chingada” on CNN.com

May 11, 2010

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They might take it down, but here is the link.

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David Mason is Oysters Rockafeller

May 1, 2010

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In case you were REALLY interested in seeing an NYC muscle bottom aggro queen star in a low budget sci-fi film as a supervillian (which, obviously, I am) Multinauts is your film. David Mason, bless your articulate, purple bruiser heart! Over at his mouthpiece, House of Vader (NSFW) he wrote that Multinauts also stars Leslie Hall, but she isn’t in the trailer. Here is Mason’s character’s bio:

Oysters Rockafeller became the Supreme Executive of Nork Corp after the Wars of Cancellation. In order to gain complete control of the Multiverse, he manufactured NORKS, mutant warlords designed to spread chaos and destruction.

Watch the lasery, geo-cities inspired trailer here, and be on the look out for screenings near you?? (Maybe?)

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Venus Magazine: Feminisn’t

April 7, 2010

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In this week’s Reader, Michael Miner interviewed Sarah Beardsley, the new owner of Venus Magazine. It’s jaw dropping. Her mega-millions vision to strip feminism from the print mag’s mission is not only willingly oblivious, but it’s also the latest example of an antiquated arrogance that is killing newspapers, radio stations and magazines. These institutions STILL think they are needed by an increasingly disinterested public, and if it wasn’t so pompous, I’d have a little pity. PREDICTION: Beardsley’s business-boomerang is reaching out to some unspecified female demographic, will miss its ill-defined target and will no doubt swing back around to slice her head off. Miner’s distanced, sly balance of quotes from Beardsley and original Venus founder Amy Schroeder yields deliciously back-handed results; the post delivers eye-opening look into how far removed old-media and its torch-bearers are from the reality that print is dead. Despite getting the “MOVE ONLINE” message from all angles – it’s people like Sarah Beardsley, who think that breathing new life into a corpse is just a crop and re-font away, that make me giggle at the thought of this circulation suicide. Venus is moving forward while ditching it’s roots, a recipe to fall flat on your anti-feminist face if there ever was one.

Fave quotes, in no particular order

From Amy Schroeder, original Venus Founder and current New Yorkist:
I live in New York now, and one of the things I think about is Chicago does a really great job of helping indie projects take off, but sometimes it’s hard to progress beyond a certain point. Not that there aren’t a number of resources there, but there’s a great sense of staying indie—and if you try to move beyond a certain point, people don’t like you anymore.

From Sarah Beardsley, the blind capitalist leading the newest in blind marketing:
That’s the unfortunate thing about feminism. People are scared of the F word. I think when a lot of people nowadays think of feminism they think of sort of the 1970s version of feminist women burning bras and being very intense and setting up lots of rules and structures. I have a great deal of respect for all the feminism movements. It was a very strong political movement and a lot of good came out of it and it took years and years for that good to occur. But I don’t know that people make a direct correlation between that and their doing feminist things—like working. And getting an education. Today more women are getting educations than their male counterparts.

Comment #1, from Minerva:
Can’t we just assume we’re equal and go from there? It’s astounding that anyone even uses such arcane references like feminism. Hey yeah, let’s burn our bras too.. Oh wait, that was done 30+ years ago.

An arts, music and trends magazine for women sounds great — why keep dragging the old feminism thing into it. It assumes that women are still trying to achieve equality. I’m sad if this is the case.

Comment from me, just right here:
I’ve encountered this notion of the word “feminism” having an icy stigma. I remember trying to get some vox-pop, or on-the-street audio for some freelance work, and lots women of all ages tended to shy away from it. It’s really unfortunate, I think. Most telling is that the only times I get positive or at least non-dismissive, eye-rolling reactions to the word is when I tell people I’m a feminist. AS IF it’s a novel concept! Regardless, I do use that opening to discuss why the word isn’t outdated and in fact, still needed as part of the daily reminder our society isn’t ready to move on, in discussion nor in print.

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Sudafed With Speed In It Helps Me

April 5, 2010
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Need More Formspring Recommendations

April 2, 2010

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My hilarious friend Amy Miller, aka Lez Bo Bo the Clown, sent me the link to her Form Spring, and after my initial confusion, I realized its potential for hilarity. It’s basically a free platform for an anonymous advice column, and as long as you are an adult, the Q&A can be fun. Amy is a queer femme burlesque clown and her answers never fail. Ask Amy some questions! Also, if you know of any funny people or celebs that have an interesting Form Spring, please send them my way.

Examples from Amy’s:

What would you do if I said I had a giant poster of you hanging on the ceiling above my bed?
I wouldn’t be surprised. I would ask you which picture it is. If it was a photo I approved of, I would be flattered. If it was one I didn’t like, I’d come over and take it down.

Or:

What is FOF?
Femme-on-Femme. The act of two femme identified people hittin’ it. Ex: me and Diana Cage.

One of my favorite DJ’s, Dances With White Girls, also has a Form Spring. A couple of his gems:

are you receptive to props male fans? most dj’s / producers when a dude comes up to them and say like “you are killing it” or they are trying to give you props for your tracks (which are all dope btw dances) they just dismiss it and say “be a girl”
im always receptive i feel like i definitely feel it because fans are fans and at the end of the day i am far from big i know a lot of really sucesful people but from me to my fans its not that much different like if i was in st louis and some dude was like yo dances i like ur music i know a good thai spot i would be like cool dont rob me lets bro down unless iwas maddd tired. props are props i need constant positive reinforcement im like a thuggged out kitten

Or,

Is sexting cheating?
sexting is not cheating i dickpic all the time. its only if its intimate then its cheating.

and finally,

did you bang any of those hoes in those dj pics? did you know any of them? were you rockin a bone?
no didnt bang any of them u know its not always about that its just more naked girls to me its not oh wow. theres naked girls everywhere y should i get a boner over that im not 15.

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Hipster Puppies

February 10, 2010

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I’m still a grump-a-lump and suddenly wishing I didn’t have to type in order to blog. Enjoy hipsterpuppies.tumblr.com for a bit while  I get my shit together.

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Colossus Matos’s Best Comic Book Moments of 2009

January 5, 2010

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Most Original New Series: Chew, Image Comics. By John Layman and Rob Guillory
With a plethora of recycled been-there-done-that concepts floating around, Chew was a refreshingly original and innovative Indie comic that came along this year. The book focuses on a detective who gets psychic impressions from whatever he eats (think dead bodies at crime scenes). Clever writing ensues and brings in everything from the FDA to a mysterious chicken-like fruit! All this craziness alone could be the driving force of the comic, but with the added silliness, strangeness, and energetic artwork this book was definitely a nice surprise in the cereal box of comics.

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Best Zombie Comic: Walking Dead, Image Comics.  Art by  CHARLIE ADLARD & CLIFF RATHBURN Walking Dead continues to serve suspense, strong characterization, and unexpected jaw-dropping twists in a world overrun by the living dead. Each year this comic just gets better and better! George Romero is either hating it or luving!

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Best Bad Ass Comic: X-Force, Marvel. Art by Mike Choi
It’s X-Men, black ops style. These mutants dont play! They handle their biznazz for realz! This book is definitely not for the squeamish! X-Force are the cousins u always wished u had to call and handle that annoying neighbor.

 

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Best Cover: Flash Re-birth, DC. Art by Ethan Van Sciver
It’s the amalgamation of the awesome electric lightning-like pencils (pun intended) by Ethan Van Sciver  and the nostalgia of the return of the legend that is Barry Allen that puts this cover at the top of my list. 

 
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Best Ongoing Series: Batman and Robin, DC. Cover by Frank Quitely

Batman’s death gave way to some creative story this year which included secondary bat-characters taking the spotlight. Under the creative care of team supremes Grant Morrison with artists Frank Quitely and Phillip Tan, Batman and Robin outshined most. In the revamped book, the original Robin Dick Grayson starred as Batman, and Bruce Wayne’s son Damian starred as Robin. Throughout the series Damian behaves like the obnoxious punk teen that he is, while Dick struggled with the heavy responsibility that wearing the cowl brings. Batman and Robin were now these relatable characters and not just these iconic untouchable heroes that they have usually been portrayed as. Each month, we watched this unlikely duo become tighter partners as they battled new villains like the Circus of the Strange (eerily penciled by Frank Quitely), and former Robin, Jason Todd (which reminded us that even the Batman family has their black sheep). The family tension was intensified by Phillip Tan’s dramatic style as the original Robin (Dick) and the new Robin (Damian) battled a former Robin (Jason). Twisted indeed. Grant Morrison’s’ offbeat storytelling gave the book a psychedelic, Twin Peaks-ish feel and Frank and Phillip complemented Grant’s quirkiness amazingly. This book was a must-read month after month and doesn’t look to be slowing down and deserves this homo-fanboy’s vote as best series of the year!

 

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Best Event: Blackest Night, DC. Image by Ivan Reis
It’s the culmination of years of story. Showcasing the colorful rainbow spectrum of  all the Lantern Corps, from the noble Green Lanterns to the Vicious Red Lanterns, and introduces the deadly Black Lanterns (who recruit the dead). Drama drama drama spreading throughout all the DC titles! Luv it!!!!!!!!!!

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Best Mini: War of Kings, Marvel. Cover by Brandon Peterson
It’s the underdogs Inhumans waging war against the bully Shi-ar empire. Oh man, a story filled with royal families, arranged marriages, backstabbing, and revenge all set in space! A Soap Opera set among the stars! Ca’nt get any better than this, people!

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Best Moment/#1 Cliff Hanger: Hawkman and Hawkgirl killed in Blackest Night. Art by Ivan Reis
The tragedy of the eternal love of Hawkman and Hawkgirl is enough drama but to have them both killed by their formerly dead friends Ralph and Sue who are recently resurrected Black Lanterns was clearly the most unexpected, tragic, and best moment of 2009!

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Best Writer: Geoff Johns This hottie masterfully guided the DC universe and gave us the epic battle and emotional turmoil that is Blackest Night. He re-energized long-lost characters and gathered the different incarnations of the Legions while staying true to us continuity junkies. All that, and he managed to masterfully helm the return of Barry Allen without botching up the job. His love and respect for the medium attached to his amazing creativity and storytelling not only make him the ultimate fanboy but a fanboy guru to us all. He’s not so bad on the eyes either. Rawwwrrrr!!!!!!!

 

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Best Artist: J. H. Williams
The proof is in the pudding people! If u havent checked out Detective Comics then you need to check yourself! Artist J.H. Williams has been serving it month after month as he pens the adventures of DC’s breakthrough lesbian heroine, Batwoman. This guy oozes style and has an unbelievable eye for detail. Every panel is visually striking, whether its the interplay of Batwoman’s body language and the story to the gorgeous depth and horror that he gives to the backdrop of her adventures. His work is genius and, simply said his brilliant work tells a story in and of itself.

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Best throwback to the nostalgia of the 90′s Comic: Image United, Art by Marc Silvestri, Jim Valentino, Todd McFarlane, Erik Larsen, Whlce Portacio, Rob Liefeld, and Robert Kirkman
Members of the original Image came together to tickle our fanboy fancy and brought us an exciting, fun and innovative project. Back in the 90′s, these creative powerhouses set the standard for creator-owned projects by leaving Marvel (while they were all at the peak of their Marvel careers as pencilers) to form Image Comics. This was a dramatic move and set the industry on fyr!!!!!!!!!! Each artist created their own characters/series, some of which are still going strong today. They have since taken more directorial roles in the company and less hands on artistic duties at Image, but haven’t lost their artistic talents! Image United brings all these creators together, each pencilling their signature characters in the same story. So that means in one page, Image United can equal the artistic godliness of all the founding creators. Jaw-dropping fanboy greatness. I just floated away………

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Best comic I’m embarrassed I didn’t read: Asterios Polyp, art by David Mazuchelli
After some time away from the realm of comics David Mazzuchelli came back to rave reviews with Asterios Polyp. Described as a brilliant story of meditation on life, love and the meaning of art, coupled with gorgeous and purposeful interiors, this 340 page graphic novel is nestled nicely on my nightstand waiting to cuddle.

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Best Character: Batwoman, DC. Art by J. H. Williams
The story of Katy Kane running around as Batwoman could’ve easily fallen into some cheesy bat-cliches, especially since she’s always in Batman’s shadow. However with Batman’s death, Batwoman became the star of Detective Comics and something magical happened. Readers were treated to this fabulously fascinating flawed soldier with redeeming human qualities. She wasn’t perfect and didn’t always have the right answers, she simply did the best she could with what she knew. We saw the tragic past she came from and realized that unlike Batman, she didn’t use that as the driving force of why she wears the bat-suit. Instead she viewed herself as a soldier (no doubt due to her father’s military influence) and participated in more self-destructive behavior than anything else. Sometimes we loved her and sometimes we hated her. That “realness”is what grounded her and veered her away  from the cheesy road that many other bat-characters have followed. All that, and she just happens to be a lesbian with relationship issues! Now scheduled to to have her own title in 2010, it looks like Batwoman we’ll have plenty of more misadventures and we can all merrily tag along.

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The Fierce and The Fierceless – Best Gay Soap Moments in 2009

January 5, 2010

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José Luis Matos is a Chicago ex-pat currently living in NYC and getting has Master’s from the Chicago School of Professional Psychology. He’s a huge fan of drama, and writes about queer happenings in soap operas and comic books for Think Pink Radio.

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Best story: The saga of Kish, One Life to Live

Their love story was given the attention and respect that gaytime has been longing for!

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Biggest letdown of a story: The end of Otalia, Guiding Light

An organic love story with the potential to touch us all except that Otalia wasn’t even allowed to touch each other! They rode off into the sunset with not so much as a kiss! For shame!!!

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Worst story: -Tie-

Reese develops temporary blindness, All My Children
When Bianca left the show the writers decided to make Reese blind so that she would have to depend on her brother in law which would make his wife jealous. Clear example of not knowing what to do with the resident lesbian.

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Noah and Luke battle the incestuous Pisces twins, As the World Turns

When Twins Zac and Zoe hit town I was excited because they were hot and Zac had the potential to give Nuke a run for their money with his flirting and sexual advances on Noah. But then Zac and Zoe were seen incestuously flirting with each other and they kidnapped Noah, because they wanted some treasure or inheritance from Luke that was rightfully theirs because Luke was really Zoe’s cousin and Zac and Zoe were really boyfriend and girlfriend!?!?!?  This story was as convoluted as my last run-on sentence! Nuke didnt deserve such a contrived and pointless story and neither did the fans!

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Best wedding: Kyle and Fish (they didn’t actually marry but they “officially” became a couple at Nick and Kyle’s canceled nuptials) One Life to Live.

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Worst wedding: Reese and Bianca, All my Children

The wedding was beautiful but Reese was kissing Bianca’s brother in law days before (lame!) and  Bianca broke up with Reese the next day and left the show! What?!?!??!?!

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Most aw hell to the naw moment: Luke’s and his grandmothers boyfriend making out! As The World Turns

Still in the closet Brian helped himself to his step grandson Luke! Luke exposed Brian as a queer and Grandma kicked Brian to the curb. Nuke honorably helped Brian come out of the closet and sent him packing. In a straight soap storyline Brian and Luke would’ve continued their little affair and gotten caught eventually in grand dramatic fashion and somebody would’ve gotten smacked real cute! (Pun intended)

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Best triangle: Kyle/Fish/Nick, One Life to Live

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Hottest whole lotta man: Nick, One Life to Live

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Hottest sexpot siren: Crystal Chappell ex-Olivia/ Guiding Light, Gina/ Venice the Series

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Best couple: Kyle and Fish, One Life to Live

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Best behind the scenes queer moment: OLTL fires and recasts Patricia Mauceri (ex-Carlotta) with Saundra Santiago after she exhibits homophobic tendencies and requests the show re-write her characters pro-stance on Kish due to her own personal beliefs!

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Biggest No he dint moment: Chris Engen (ex-Adam) displays his homophobia by quitting in the middle of big story because his character was scheduled to partake in some homosexual relations! Young and the Restless photo from perezhilton.com

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Biggest bootyclap reveal moment: Phillip Chancellor returns from the dead after 20 years and explains he faked his death because he is gay,Young and the Restless

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Hottest gay boy/straight boy fantasy moment: Straight Adam (Now played by Michael Muhney) seduces Gay Rafe to keep Rafe from uncovering/exposing Adam’s dastardly deeds, Young and the Restless
Ok so we didnt get to actually see the sexual romp and the fallout was lame but it was still hot to fantasize about!

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Best smack in the face moment: Gina and Ari’s (ex-otalia, GL) make out fest in the opening scenes of Venice the series’s first episode! Venice took it where the powers that be at Guiding Light were too afraid to go!

Best trend: Introducing more queer characters ( a new one is already scheduled to join the daytime ranks in the new year!)

Worst trend: Cancelling soaps that happen to also be the few with queer characters. Guiding Light and As the World Turns with One Life to Live rumored to be next on the chopping block!

Biggest harbinger of death for queer characters: Ellen Wheeler (recently hired as a current director on ATWT and  ex-Executive Producer director Guiding Light.

Soap queerdom’s fairy godmother: Crystal Chappell (ex-Olivia Guiding Light/ Gina Venice the series) for advocating for Otalia, and creating Venice the series.

2009 award for “Aint no shame in they’re queer supporting game”: These straight soap stars showed their love and support for gays by participating in photographers Adam Bouska’s “NOH8″ campaign. They have all been very vocal about their love for the gays and Michael Muhney had no problem playing out Adam’s homo tendencies on Y&R, while Nadia Bjorlin recently joined Venice the Series as lesbian Lara. Keep showing the luv peeps! Micheal Muhney, (Adam, Young and the Restless), Brandon Beemer (Owen, Bold and the Beautiful), Ilene Kristen (Roxy, One life to live), Real life couple Brandon Beemer (Owen, Bold and the Beautiful), and Nadia Bjorlin (Chloe, Days of Our Lives/ Lara, Vence the Series).

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