Archive for January, 2010

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Leather Folks Has Talent

January 7, 2010

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*Leather Tiara available at Pitbull Mansion

Can’t help but snicker at the thought of leather-clad fire juggling, but you gotta invigorate your daddy-show somehow, right? The International Mr. Leather contest will now incorporate a “Leather Folks Has Talent” competition, with a cash prize of $1,000. This brings the number of areas you can win a leather tiara* to three, adding to the main Mr. Leather pageant and the Bootblack shine off. However, I’m thinking that winning the talent portion won’t get you a year’s worth of ass the way winning the other two does. I could be wrong. Depends on your “talent,” I guess. Press release below. Note IML weekend is now returning to its four day format, from Friday, May 28th to Monday, May 31st.

We are looking for 5 acts around the country to compete in the first “Leatherfolks Has Talent” contest at IML. If you would like to compete we need a dvd of your act sent to: International Mr. Leather, 5015 N. Clark, Chicago, IL 60640. The deadline for this material is April 15, 2010. Five people will be selected to perform at Opening Ceremonies on Friday night, where the audience will vote for their favorite act. The top three will be announced on Saturday night at the Pecs and Personality Show. The top three will then perform on Sunday at the contest with the winner winning a cash prize of $1000.00 and be invited back to perform at IML 2011. For more information please call R J Chaffin at 773-907-9700.

*leather tiaras have not been spotted at IML yet, if you want to be the first, PLEASE let me know, I’ll take photos.

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New Xiu Xiu

January 7, 2010

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The latest lineup change for Xiu Xiu only reinforces that Jamie Stewart IS the name. He’s been the only constant member of the band and thankfully has maintained a quality level unmatched by a lot of his mopey contemporaries. In an interview I did with him several years ago, he emphasized how collaborative the project was, but let’s be real. His quivering voice and aorta-as-faucet lyrics are what give Xiu Xiu its identity, and no one dies a cathartic death on record and on stage like he does. I remember standing in the sweltering heat at Pitchfork one year and he pretty much shut everyone up and made the audience cry. Quite a feat, for a festival of scenesters. The new album is called Dear God, I Hate Myself and is available for Pre-order right now at Kill Rock Stars (vinyl dorks take note, there is a limited edition YUMMMMMMY). The first free mp3 is available for download here, it’s called “Gray Death” and is pulsing, pathetic and totally amazing.

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Colossus Matos’s Best Comic Book Moments of 2009

January 5, 2010

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Most Original New Series: Chew, Image Comics. By John Layman and Rob Guillory
With a plethora of recycled been-there-done-that concepts floating around, Chew was a refreshingly original and innovative Indie comic that came along this year. The book focuses on a detective who gets psychic impressions from whatever he eats (think dead bodies at crime scenes). Clever writing ensues and brings in everything from the FDA to a mysterious chicken-like fruit! All this craziness alone could be the driving force of the comic, but with the added silliness, strangeness, and energetic artwork this book was definitely a nice surprise in the cereal box of comics.

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Best Zombie Comic: Walking Dead, Image Comics.  Art by  CHARLIE ADLARD & CLIFF RATHBURN Walking Dead continues to serve suspense, strong characterization, and unexpected jaw-dropping twists in a world overrun by the living dead. Each year this comic just gets better and better! George Romero is either hating it or luving!

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Best Bad Ass Comic: X-Force, Marvel. Art by Mike Choi
It’s X-Men, black ops style. These mutants dont play! They handle their biznazz for realz! This book is definitely not for the squeamish! X-Force are the cousins u always wished u had to call and handle that annoying neighbor.

 

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Best Cover: Flash Re-birth, DC. Art by Ethan Van Sciver
It’s the amalgamation of the awesome electric lightning-like pencils (pun intended) by Ethan Van Sciver  and the nostalgia of the return of the legend that is Barry Allen that puts this cover at the top of my list. 

 
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Best Ongoing Series: Batman and Robin, DC. Cover by Frank Quitely

Batman’s death gave way to some creative story this year which included secondary bat-characters taking the spotlight. Under the creative care of team supremes Grant Morrison with artists Frank Quitely and Phillip Tan, Batman and Robin outshined most. In the revamped book, the original Robin Dick Grayson starred as Batman, and Bruce Wayne’s son Damian starred as Robin. Throughout the series Damian behaves like the obnoxious punk teen that he is, while Dick struggled with the heavy responsibility that wearing the cowl brings. Batman and Robin were now these relatable characters and not just these iconic untouchable heroes that they have usually been portrayed as. Each month, we watched this unlikely duo become tighter partners as they battled new villains like the Circus of the Strange (eerily penciled by Frank Quitely), and former Robin, Jason Todd (which reminded us that even the Batman family has their black sheep). The family tension was intensified by Phillip Tan’s dramatic style as the original Robin (Dick) and the new Robin (Damian) battled a former Robin (Jason). Twisted indeed. Grant Morrison’s’ offbeat storytelling gave the book a psychedelic, Twin Peaks-ish feel and Frank and Phillip complemented Grant’s quirkiness amazingly. This book was a must-read month after month and doesn’t look to be slowing down and deserves this homo-fanboy’s vote as best series of the year!

 

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Best Event: Blackest Night, DC. Image by Ivan Reis
It’s the culmination of years of story. Showcasing the colorful rainbow spectrum of  all the Lantern Corps, from the noble Green Lanterns to the Vicious Red Lanterns, and introduces the deadly Black Lanterns (who recruit the dead). Drama drama drama spreading throughout all the DC titles! Luv it!!!!!!!!!!

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Best Mini: War of Kings, Marvel. Cover by Brandon Peterson
It’s the underdogs Inhumans waging war against the bully Shi-ar empire. Oh man, a story filled with royal families, arranged marriages, backstabbing, and revenge all set in space! A Soap Opera set among the stars! Ca’nt get any better than this, people!

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Best Moment/#1 Cliff Hanger: Hawkman and Hawkgirl killed in Blackest Night. Art by Ivan Reis
The tragedy of the eternal love of Hawkman and Hawkgirl is enough drama but to have them both killed by their formerly dead friends Ralph and Sue who are recently resurrected Black Lanterns was clearly the most unexpected, tragic, and best moment of 2009!

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Best Writer: Geoff Johns This hottie masterfully guided the DC universe and gave us the epic battle and emotional turmoil that is Blackest Night. He re-energized long-lost characters and gathered the different incarnations of the Legions while staying true to us continuity junkies. All that, and he managed to masterfully helm the return of Barry Allen without botching up the job. His love and respect for the medium attached to his amazing creativity and storytelling not only make him the ultimate fanboy but a fanboy guru to us all. He’s not so bad on the eyes either. Rawwwrrrr!!!!!!!

 

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Best Artist: J. H. Williams
The proof is in the pudding people! If u havent checked out Detective Comics then you need to check yourself! Artist J.H. Williams has been serving it month after month as he pens the adventures of DC’s breakthrough lesbian heroine, Batwoman. This guy oozes style and has an unbelievable eye for detail. Every panel is visually striking, whether its the interplay of Batwoman’s body language and the story to the gorgeous depth and horror that he gives to the backdrop of her adventures. His work is genius and, simply said his brilliant work tells a story in and of itself.

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Best throwback to the nostalgia of the 90′s Comic: Image United, Art by Marc Silvestri, Jim Valentino, Todd McFarlane, Erik Larsen, Whlce Portacio, Rob Liefeld, and Robert Kirkman
Members of the original Image came together to tickle our fanboy fancy and brought us an exciting, fun and innovative project. Back in the 90′s, these creative powerhouses set the standard for creator-owned projects by leaving Marvel (while they were all at the peak of their Marvel careers as pencilers) to form Image Comics. This was a dramatic move and set the industry on fyr!!!!!!!!!! Each artist created their own characters/series, some of which are still going strong today. They have since taken more directorial roles in the company and less hands on artistic duties at Image, but haven’t lost their artistic talents! Image United brings all these creators together, each pencilling their signature characters in the same story. So that means in one page, Image United can equal the artistic godliness of all the founding creators. Jaw-dropping fanboy greatness. I just floated away………

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Best comic I’m embarrassed I didn’t read: Asterios Polyp, art by David Mazuchelli
After some time away from the realm of comics David Mazzuchelli came back to rave reviews with Asterios Polyp. Described as a brilliant story of meditation on life, love and the meaning of art, coupled with gorgeous and purposeful interiors, this 340 page graphic novel is nestled nicely on my nightstand waiting to cuddle.

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Best Character: Batwoman, DC. Art by J. H. Williams
The story of Katy Kane running around as Batwoman could’ve easily fallen into some cheesy bat-cliches, especially since she’s always in Batman’s shadow. However with Batman’s death, Batwoman became the star of Detective Comics and something magical happened. Readers were treated to this fabulously fascinating flawed soldier with redeeming human qualities. She wasn’t perfect and didn’t always have the right answers, she simply did the best she could with what she knew. We saw the tragic past she came from and realized that unlike Batman, she didn’t use that as the driving force of why she wears the bat-suit. Instead she viewed herself as a soldier (no doubt due to her father’s military influence) and participated in more self-destructive behavior than anything else. Sometimes we loved her and sometimes we hated her. That “realness”is what grounded her and veered her away  from the cheesy road that many other bat-characters have followed. All that, and she just happens to be a lesbian with relationship issues! Now scheduled to to have her own title in 2010, it looks like Batwoman we’ll have plenty of more misadventures and we can all merrily tag along.

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The Fierce and The Fierceless – Best Gay Soap Moments in 2009

January 5, 2010

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José Luis Matos is a Chicago ex-pat currently living in NYC and getting has Master’s from the Chicago School of Professional Psychology. He’s a huge fan of drama, and writes about queer happenings in soap operas and comic books for Think Pink Radio.

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Best story: The saga of Kish, One Life to Live

Their love story was given the attention and respect that gaytime has been longing for!

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Biggest letdown of a story: The end of Otalia, Guiding Light

An organic love story with the potential to touch us all except that Otalia wasn’t even allowed to touch each other! They rode off into the sunset with not so much as a kiss! For shame!!!

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Worst story: -Tie-

Reese develops temporary blindness, All My Children
When Bianca left the show the writers decided to make Reese blind so that she would have to depend on her brother in law which would make his wife jealous. Clear example of not knowing what to do with the resident lesbian.

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Noah and Luke battle the incestuous Pisces twins, As the World Turns

When Twins Zac and Zoe hit town I was excited because they were hot and Zac had the potential to give Nuke a run for their money with his flirting and sexual advances on Noah. But then Zac and Zoe were seen incestuously flirting with each other and they kidnapped Noah, because they wanted some treasure or inheritance from Luke that was rightfully theirs because Luke was really Zoe’s cousin and Zac and Zoe were really boyfriend and girlfriend!?!?!?  This story was as convoluted as my last run-on sentence! Nuke didnt deserve such a contrived and pointless story and neither did the fans!

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Best wedding: Kyle and Fish (they didn’t actually marry but they “officially” became a couple at Nick and Kyle’s canceled nuptials) One Life to Live.

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Worst wedding: Reese and Bianca, All my Children

The wedding was beautiful but Reese was kissing Bianca’s brother in law days before (lame!) and  Bianca broke up with Reese the next day and left the show! What?!?!??!?!

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Most aw hell to the naw moment: Luke’s and his grandmothers boyfriend making out! As The World Turns

Still in the closet Brian helped himself to his step grandson Luke! Luke exposed Brian as a queer and Grandma kicked Brian to the curb. Nuke honorably helped Brian come out of the closet and sent him packing. In a straight soap storyline Brian and Luke would’ve continued their little affair and gotten caught eventually in grand dramatic fashion and somebody would’ve gotten smacked real cute! (Pun intended)

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Best triangle: Kyle/Fish/Nick, One Life to Live

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Hottest whole lotta man: Nick, One Life to Live

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Hottest sexpot siren: Crystal Chappell ex-Olivia/ Guiding Light, Gina/ Venice the Series

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Best couple: Kyle and Fish, One Life to Live

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Best behind the scenes queer moment: OLTL fires and recasts Patricia Mauceri (ex-Carlotta) with Saundra Santiago after she exhibits homophobic tendencies and requests the show re-write her characters pro-stance on Kish due to her own personal beliefs!

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Biggest No he dint moment: Chris Engen (ex-Adam) displays his homophobia by quitting in the middle of big story because his character was scheduled to partake in some homosexual relations! Young and the Restless photo from perezhilton.com

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Biggest bootyclap reveal moment: Phillip Chancellor returns from the dead after 20 years and explains he faked his death because he is gay,Young and the Restless

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Hottest gay boy/straight boy fantasy moment: Straight Adam (Now played by Michael Muhney) seduces Gay Rafe to keep Rafe from uncovering/exposing Adam’s dastardly deeds, Young and the Restless
Ok so we didnt get to actually see the sexual romp and the fallout was lame but it was still hot to fantasize about!

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Best smack in the face moment: Gina and Ari’s (ex-otalia, GL) make out fest in the opening scenes of Venice the series’s first episode! Venice took it where the powers that be at Guiding Light were too afraid to go!

Best trend: Introducing more queer characters ( a new one is already scheduled to join the daytime ranks in the new year!)

Worst trend: Cancelling soaps that happen to also be the few with queer characters. Guiding Light and As the World Turns with One Life to Live rumored to be next on the chopping block!

Biggest harbinger of death for queer characters: Ellen Wheeler (recently hired as a current director on ATWT and  ex-Executive Producer director Guiding Light.

Soap queerdom’s fairy godmother: Crystal Chappell (ex-Olivia Guiding Light/ Gina Venice the series) for advocating for Otalia, and creating Venice the series.

2009 award for “Aint no shame in they’re queer supporting game”: These straight soap stars showed their love and support for gays by participating in photographers Adam Bouska’s “NOH8″ campaign. They have all been very vocal about their love for the gays and Michael Muhney had no problem playing out Adam’s homo tendencies on Y&R, while Nadia Bjorlin recently joined Venice the Series as lesbian Lara. Keep showing the luv peeps! Micheal Muhney, (Adam, Young and the Restless), Brandon Beemer (Owen, Bold and the Beautiful), Ilene Kristen (Roxy, One life to live), Real life couple Brandon Beemer (Owen, Bold and the Beautiful), and Nadia Bjorlin (Chloe, Days of Our Lives/ Lara, Vence the Series).

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Notes from my First Year Racing Bikes

January 5, 2010

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Sarah Lu works in public radio, dabbles in queer organizing, and races bikes.

In 2009, I decided to take the leap from being a bike commuter to a bike racer, too. I figured that the 100 or so miles I rode a week as part of my commute was pretty much all I needed to start showing up at races and kickin’ ass. Turns out, that was more than a little naive. I definitely didn’t kick ass in 2009. But, I didn’t exactly get my ass handed to me, either. During the track and cyclocross seasons, I generally didn’t come in last, and I managed not to break my face. Here are some pivotal moments of my inaugural racing season:

1.) Getting myself a USAC license. To do clinics at the track and participate in official races, you need one of those. All the rights and privileges that go along with it are sweet, too. Like being officially ranked amongst other licensed riders. I just checked, and I’m ranked 260th in women’s cat 4 cyclocross standings in the U.S. Not 259th, not 261st, 260th.

2.) Joining Half-Acre. Being on a team sponsored by a beer company–where folks take riding bikes as seriously as they do appreciating beer–turned out to be a good fit. I like the balance. Neither pursuit is taken too seriously, and both allow me to appreciate the other on a level I might not otherwise. Which is to say drinking beer keeps the turning-yourself-inside-out-all-the-time-in-workouts-and-being-really-self-righteous aspect of serious cycling in check, and riding bikes and not wanting to finish last or break my face in races keeps my propensity towards excessive drinking in check. Also, the best tasting beer is the one you drink after racing your heart out. I’ll be with Half-Acre again in 2010.

3.) Finding a wee track bike that fits me. Fuji makes a model with smaller, 650c wheels that suits kids and the less-than-tall adult. Buying this rig brought my bike tally to two. My commuter bike, and my track bike, both fixies.

4.) Realizing I couldn’t hang with the team rides with fixed gear bikes, I had to get me one of them fancy road bikes with gears and all that business. My teammate Julie Popper let me know that an acquaintance in Minneapolis was selling a sweet tiny road bike for super cheap. The person selling it wanted it to go to a teeny lady who would ride the heck out of it, like a cash-strapped racing newbie. Hey, that’s me! 822 miles of driving and 300 bucks later, I was back in Chicago with a sweet, rare, extra small road rig. Bike tally up to 3. When I move on to other bikes and have to sell part of my fleet, I’m also going to value supporting an entry level, teeny lady rider over getting the most dollars I can out of the sale. The less than tall ladies gots to stick together.

5.) Racing opening night at the Ed Rudolph Velodrome in Northbrook. I didn’t come in last or break my face. Nuff said.

6.) Keirin Racing. Twice during the track season, I got to race Keirin. Keirin races are motor-paced. ( Sidebar: The dude who rode the motorcycle and paced us out in Northbrook had this sweet 90s style white helmet, kind of making him look like a storm trooper from Star Wars. It was awesome.) Both times, I lucked into a low lot number and was able to get right into the sweet spot directly behind the motorbike (the draft is the best there… So lucky!) Both times, after leading the race, I got passed by almost everybody in the last couple feet or so (unlucky). Sucky as that aspect was, Keirin racing was a change-up from the longish and kind of boring 25 lap points and scratch races that became standard at Northbrook this summer.

7.) Training for cyclocross. After scoring a kids’ cyclocross bike (bike tally up to 4) I trained with an assortment of fellow ‘cross newbs. Cyclocross involves a lot of tricky elements like dismounting your bike, jumping over barriers, and remounting your bike, as well as running up really steep hills, so nailing down those skills is crucial. I had a blast training with my fellow Half-Acre ladies as well as my work bro. We’d gather in parks, jump over obstacles, corner trees, and run up hills with our bikes on our shoulders. Some mornings, my work bro and I would work it til we felt like we would vom, and then go to work. (And sometimes make a detour to get eggs and pancakes. Got to refuel, cuz you can’t go into morning meetings hungry…)

8.)  Half-Acre Women Cyclist Night. In Chicago, the number of ladies who line up for races is disproportionately small compared to the number of ladies who like riding bikes. While the reasons for that are many, varied, and complex, there is at least one factor–that a lot of ladies interested in racing don’t know any other lady racers and don’t know where to find out about getting started in racing–Half-Acre, as a team, can address that. At the now-open-to-the-public Half-Acre brewery, we hosted a mixer for women cyclists, from the average Jane commuter to racing pros. There were lots of introductions, many questions about racing, many answers to those questions, and for this kid, several beers consumed without eating dinner first. After this event, the ranks of women on Half-Acre doubled. I might just line up at track races in 2010 with teammates. Wowza! [You can inquire about women's membership at hello(((@))) halfacrecycling.org]

9.) The sand pit at the Northbrook CX race. Watching the races before mine, I saw a lot of burly riders tackle this section and nail it, and I saw many riders go down in the sand. Because I crashed each time I tried it during my pre-ride of the course, I went into the race thinking I would get off my bike and run that section, because I was just not burly enough to handle it. Sure, running is a bit slower than riding, but at least I wouldn’t run the risk of face planting into wood and sand. But when I got to that section during my race, perhaps because my whole team was standing right next to the pit and egging me on, I just went for it–and somehow rocked it. I went on to finish this race in the top half. Woohoo–personal best.

10.) Pedal with a Purpose. As my inaugural season wound down, I started making preparations for next year. I did all right with my commuting to work and sometimes going all out ’til I vomed in my mouth a little bit training regimen, but next year, I want to do better than all right. Good thing there’s a program for folks like me–Kristen Meshberg’s Pedal with a Purpose program. I’ve already started, ‘building a base’ of fitness for the 2010 season, along with 10 or so teammates and lots and lots of Chi-area ladies. Picture a warehouse-space full of cyclists with trainers hooked up to their road bikes spinning it out, watching racing videos and listening to electronic music. Races in the summer are won in the winter, so they say.

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