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I can’t say for sure what exactly is going on, but I’d bet some tail that the City of Mayor Daley is making the Chicago Eagle shell out lubricated dollar bills in pansy permits in order to reopen. A sex bar can’t be easy to get down on paper – can you imagine the blue prints with all the extra bathrooms and closets? “Storage. BROOMSTICKS.” Anyway, it’s been closed WAY over a year (contrary to the letter I just got, see below). I hope they serve leather-flavored coffee at this thing; if this is a business move, $$ from the coffee shop will go to pay for the future Eagle.

When the Chicago Eagle closed its doors over a year ago, we never imagined all the problems that awaited us. Enough of that. Hopefully soon enough the Eagle will fly again. Until then, we’ll drink coffee. What was going to be the Chicago Eagle is now the home of Winston’s Internet Café. We hope that you will come out and show your support. We are open 7:00am – 10:30pm and the address is 5001 N. Clark St. This Saturday December 12 we’ll be closing at 7:00pm for a private party. Beginning December 15th we’ll be open 24/7. If you have a FaceBook account, join us there.

Until then, I’m getting anxious:

UPDATE: Heidemann had the scoop, what a doll face.