Think Pink Radio

So in case you didn’t know, gay men can be sluts. But you know what? Sluts can be gay too. Coming across iTrick.org, however, I had never been more convinced of gay men’s own, unique sluttiness.  iTrick claims to be the spread-sheetable solution to the spread-leg confusion that arises when you get an email or text that says “free 2 nite?” and you have no idea who that person is. Or, it can save you some time when you are cruising and you are not sure if you have spoken to this person before (NOT at all a sign that you should leave the house more, NO). Freeware for taking off your underwear, this is the kind of internet age we are in: a system design based on the assumption of  intimacy through the impersonal. Download at your own risk, I’m enjoying just the mere idea that this exists. The shockingly realistic Features list after the jump.

• Contact Management tailored for gay men so you can remember:

  • Who he is.

  • What he looks like (stats, pictures, website, etc.).

  • What you two did, and how good the sex was.

  • How to get in touch with him.

  • If he’s a flake/fake and wasted your time.

• Top 10 ranks your tricks so you always know who’s the best cocksucker, etc.

• Sex History gives you a chronological view of your sex life.

• Reports analyze your tricks and hookups to give you some interesting statistics:

  • What’s the average age of your trick?  cock size?

  • On average, how many times per week do you hookup?

  • How often do you play safe?

  • How often do you fuck, suck, kiss, swallow, etc.?

• Reminders ensure you never miss another appointment again!

• Confidential and Secure

  • All of your information is stored locally on your machine.

  • Password protection option

  • Encrypted database

• My Profiles speeds up the hookup process by including your stats, contact information, and as many pictures as you like in a single file that you can e-mail to other iTrick users.

• Share your favorite tricks with a friend or lover using the convenient Import/Export feature.

• Customizable

• Perfect for escorts and those participating in STD prevention programs!

• 100% Free!