The Onion’s Pretty Funny

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*Plaintiff Michael Carmichael gives the judges his whole life story, for crying out loud.

Controversial Court Ruling Upholds Homosexual’s Right To Prance Around Demanding Attention And Being A Drama Queen

Flanked by his lawyers, Carmichael thanked his mother, quoted from Gloria Gaynor’s anthem “I Will Survive,” insulted several reporters’ shoes, and called the members of the Connecticut Supreme Court his “bitches.”

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